"When I find myself in times of trouble, Emily comes to me, speaking words of wisdom: I hate everything." Emily. 22. Not so much a broke college theatregoer anymore, but still very much broke. Harry Potter's pretty much a constant in my life. Funny/sarcastic stuff is always worth a good laugh. And you can't forget that sick and twisted humor.

 

idolizingidina:

"No, I’m not seasick. Yes, I have always been green. No, I didn’t eat grass as a child." —Elphaba, Wicked

baesitter:

indianbiatch:

she was ABout to put a fukING BANDAGE ON It

yeah have u ever met a school nurse..

baesitter:

indianbiatch:

she was ABout to put a fukING BANDAGE ON It

yeah have u ever met a school nurse..

(Source: simpsonz)