"When I find myself in times of trouble, Emily comes to me, speaking words of wisdom: I hate everything." Emily. 22. Not so much a broke college theatregoer anymore, but still very much broke. Harry Potter's pretty much a constant in my life. Funny/sarcastic stuff is always worth a good laugh. And you can't forget that sick and twisted humor.

 

guy:

do u ever yell at people “I WANT TO FUCK YOU” but like in ur head

(Source: guy)

jesusinc:

I love sunglasses, am I looking at that tree? Am I staring at your dick? Who knows!