"When I find myself in times of trouble, Emily comes to me, speaking words of wisdom: I hate everything." Emily. 22. Not so much a broke college theatregoer anymore, but still very much broke. Harry Potter's pretty much a constant in my life. Funny/sarcastic stuff is always worth a good laugh. And you can't forget that sick and twisted humor.
ok but what if like. werewolves transform under the full moon but theres just this one and by day hes a big tough guy and then when he transforms hes a tiny dog. just fucking. just fucking turns into the tiniest, fluffiest dog
imagine that howling at the moon
Truly a ferocious predator.
what does a tree do when it wants to leave
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT I RUINED THE WHOLE FUCKING JOKE IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ‘WHAT DOES A TREE DO WnHEN IT WANTS TO GO HOME’ I CANT EVEN TELL A JOKE RIGHT WOW THATS JUST PATHETIC
Somehow this version is funnier.