"When I find myself in times of trouble, Emily comes to me, speaking words of wisdom: I hate everything." Emily. 22. Not so much a broke college theatregoer anymore, but still very much broke. Harry Potter's pretty much a constant in my life. Funny/sarcastic stuff is always worth a good laugh. And you can't forget that sick and twisted humor.

Oh, and I'm a senior fashion design major. Not my life goal, but it's something I'm currently doing.

 

crockercorpjanecrocker:

kitkat808:

starkspangly:

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

OMFG my teacher just showed us this in death and dying class

what the fuck kinda school have death and dying class
what the fuck death and dying classs

whosdraco:

"Believe me, Professor. I’ve been asking myself the same question for six years."

When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down ‘happy’. They told me I didn’t understand the assignment, and I told them they didn’t understand life.

John Lennon (via hqlines)

 

(via kushandwizdom)

awkwardnarturtle:

i-mahu:

There’s two types of anger one is dry and the other wet and basically wet anger is when your eyes water and your voice shakes and I hate that cause I feel weak when I’m crying while angry I like dry anger when your face is like stone and your voice is sharp I guess wet anger shows that you care too much and dry anger means you’re done.

This is the best description ever

amazingbouncingferret:

Happy 27th Birthday, Thomas Andrew Felton! (September 22nd, 1987)

“I get letters that say ‘Stop being evil to Harry or we’ll go to Hogwarts and kick your butt. Some fans are so weird. One changed his name legally to Lucius Malfoy and wanted to adopt me.” 

me: i don't even care. i'm not going to talk about this anymore.

...

me: and you know what else? [2000 word rant]